GummyCosmic Cubes
Purple grape gummy cubes infused with The Obsidian Blend. 1g per cube, 4 per bag.
$40
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The Obsidian Alchemist
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Stealth Shipping
100% Discreet Packaging
Nationwide
All 50 States
Seven Formats
Dried to Tinctures
Premium Exotic
Rare Genetics + Select Classics
Private Ordering
Direct Through Telegram
Premium Exotic Mushroom SpecialistsEstablished 2026Discreet Telegram Orders
The Lineup
Current Menu
Six Obsidian Blend formats plus 30 individual dried selections. Current availability is shown on the site.
Gummy
HoneyInfused Honey
Raw honey infused with The Obsidian Blend in Standard (4g) and Double Strength (8g).
$45
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CapsulePrecision Capsules
Tasteless, precisely measured capsules of The Obsidian Blend — 0.5g x 10 per pack.
$50
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TeaJourney Tea
Ceremonial tea sachets for a slower, smoother onset.
$25 each • Buy 2 for $45
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TinctureAbyssal Elixir
Dual-extracted, full-spectrum liquid form for fast sublingual absorption.
$70
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ShotThe Signature
The Obsidian Blend™
Three strains. One signature experience.
The Foundation
50%SNAPE
Albino APE Isolation
Pure Albino Penis Envy expression. Fast colonizer. Clean concentration. The anchor of every product.
The Convergence
25%Galactic Gorilla
APE × Chodewave × Yeti
Three elite strains converging into one genome. Multiple expressions. Maximum complexity.
The Bloodlines
25%Trinity × APE
TW × PE × Aztec God × APE
Four genetic lines in one strain. Ancient Mexican landrace meets modern APE potency.
Three exotic premium strains.
Approximately 2× standard cubensis potency. Dose accordingly.
Advanced Potency — Start with half your normal dose if new to our products
The Vault
30 Dried Selections
Rare genetics, hybrids, mutations, and proven classics.
View Full Dried SelectionWhy This Works
What separates us from a typical vendor.
Rare Genetics
30 selections built from ultra-rare crosses, mutations, and proven legendary isolations.
The Obsidian Blend™
A proprietary three-strain formula averaging roughly 2× standard cubensis potency.
Seven Formats
Gummies, honey, capsules, tea, tinctures, shots, and dried — one menu, every preference.
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How Ordering Works
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About
The Obsidian Alchemist
We built this for the ones who know the difference.
We source exclusively exotic, rare, and high-potency genetics, then formulate them into The Obsidian Blend™ — our proprietary three-strain signature — and deliver it across seven consumption formats so you can choose how you experience it.
Our focus is simple: premium quality, exotic genetics, precise formulation, and fair pricing on every order.
This isn't a hobby. This is The Obsidian Alchemist.
Inquiries
Questions, Clearly Answered
How do I order?
Browse the current selection on the website, choose what you want, then message through Telegram to place your order.
Why Telegram?
Telegram is used for direct ordering, questions, and order coordination.
What is The Obsidian Blend?
Our signature blend combines three of our finest exotic strains: SNAPE (50%), Galactic Gorilla (25%), and Trinity × APE (25%). All elite genetics with proven potency.
Can I buy directly on the website?
No. The website shows the live current selection. Orders are placed through Telegram.
Are all items always available?
The website shows current availability. Items that are unavailable are marked clearly on the site.
What does shipping cost?
Free shipping on all orders over $150. $10 flat rate under $150 or $5 with Bitcoin payment. All packages ship discreetly.
Is there a discount for paying with crypto?
Yes. 5% off your entire order when paying with Bitcoin or Monero.
How much do dried strains cost?
Dried strains are priced per gram across five tiers ranging from $8/g (Classic) to $15/g (Extreme). Bulk discounts available: 5% off at 7g, 10% off at 14g, 15% off at 28g.
What payment methods do you accept?
Bitcoin, Cash App, Strike, and Monero for international orders.
Do you ship nationwide?
Yes. Discreet stealth packaging. Plain exterior. Select international shipping available on request.
How potent are your products?
The Obsidian Blend averages approximately 2× standard cubensis potency. Start with half your normal dose if new to our products.
How should products be stored?
Sealed in cool dry place away from direct sunlight, heat, moisture, children, and pets.
Are products age restricted?
Yes. All products intended for adults 21+ only.
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